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发表于 22-7-2018 11:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 sco爱笑 于 22-7-2018 12:07 编辑
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

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As part of the negotiation, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
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In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”, Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c”will be dropped in favour of “k”. This could klear up knofusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

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In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will encourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate spelling. Also al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the language is disgrasful and it should go away.

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By the fourth yer, people will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

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During ze fifz yer, ze unnesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords containing “ou” and after ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vl find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru!
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 23-7-2018 09:07 | 显示全部楼层
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看着看着,就看不懂了。。! X: X8 l9 x0 R. m# Y: n1 ?
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